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what?
penguin condom
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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