found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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