How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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