I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He has the fingertips of a God
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