There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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