What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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