you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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