He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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