yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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