First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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