yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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