I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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