Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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