did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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