it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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