do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
