No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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