New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
jump out the window naked night went bad
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