if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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