But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I love having hate sex.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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