theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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