also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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