new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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