i just wanna soil my oats bro
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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