Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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