guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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