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Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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