But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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