Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
