I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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