Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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