Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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