Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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