..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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