I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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