Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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