It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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