Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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