I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm at about main and main street
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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