I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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