3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I have fence marks all over my body
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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