Its about making memories worth repressing
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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