matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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