"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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