I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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