What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
vagina is talking i cant
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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