It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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