i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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