you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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