CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The ass gains better be worth it
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