he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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