Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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